haymond 

A fucking hoe that has the loosest pussy in the world and will suck your dick for a quarter every time she walks the lips on her pussy flops

Eww it's haymond

haymond by Dominic stager February 19, 2017

Richard Hammond 

A small cute hamster, which weirdly has 9 more lives than cat and can drive really fast cars.

Me: Hey, did you crash your car yesterday?
My Friend: Yes, I went full Richard Hammond yesterday.

Richard Hammond by Drunk Stig June 7, 2018

Richard Hammond 

Richard Hammond, verb, to massively crash

I got my first car, hope I don't pull a Richard Hammond

Richard Hammond by Nabroleon April 14, 2017

hammonds plains

the country side of halifax, where babys become men by learning how to ride dirt bikes and four wheelers at the young age of fetus, and a couple years down the road they become potheads and alcoholics. like a dude wearing black airforces, these people are no-one to piss off as you'll probably get your ass kicked.

dont fuck with him man, he's from hammonds plains

hammonds plains by fuckingmint69 August 28, 2019

richard hammond 

The short guy on BBC Top Gear who is most famous for nearly killing himself by crashing a 300mph jet car in 2006, the latest in several "life threatening" situations he has been put in - including being struck by lightning and "drowned" in a car.

The short one with the mullet, and the guy who loves blowing up caravans. Also hosted "Brainiac - Science abuse"

Is commonly known as "Hamster"

Rediscovered his motor abilities after brain damage by playing with Lego

Also apparently has "not had his teeth done"

Richard Hammond's quotes

"I have not had my teeth done"

"I am a Driving God!"

richard hammond by RayzorSharp November 5, 2007

Albert Hammond Jr. 

Albert Hammond Jr is one of the two guitarists of the Strokes, basically the best band on earth. he plays a fender stratocaster and dresses in a fine suit most of time, and when not in a suit, he is still dressed very nicely. he and the rest of the Strokes, Nikolai Fraiture, Nick Valensi, Fab Moretti, and Julian Casablancas, rule the world. Albert has a gigantic afro now and he is an amazing showman on stage. Always looks like he is high, too. He poses as it it most pictures

Albert Hammond Jr. owns.

Albert Hammond Jr. by Rhodesie June 29, 2006

HAMMOND! 

Hammond!
/Hemmund/!
Word said by Jeremy Clarckson when Hamster Fucks up.

HAMMOND! You bloody idiot!

HAMMOND! by HAMMONDYOUBLOODYIDIOT October 17, 2019