(South side of Chicago at 1 am)
Bus driver: "Kid what are you doing way down here? Hay riding?"
Student: "No, I fell asleep and missed my stop and need to get back north. Thanks for stopping."
The act of having Hagrid-like hair whilst riding your bike around town with your arms perfectly flexed at a 90 degree angle while simultaneously swinging from one side to the other in order to maintain balance.