Definitions by UrbDickler
Urban Landmine
The booby trap left behind when your dog defecates on the sidewalk and his stool is the same color as the concrete.
Walking through Canton, I'm usually very careful to avoid all the dog shit, but every once in a while I get caught by an urban landmine.
Urban Landmine by UrbDickler June 12, 2011
Broffirmative Action
Co-worker 1: Hey, did you hear they actually hired William?
Co-worker 2: Really? I thought we only hired Asian women?
Co-worker 1: Yeah, man. Broffirmative Action hard at work.
Co-worker 2: Really? I thought we only hired Asian women?
Co-worker 1: Yeah, man. Broffirmative Action hard at work.
Broffirmative Action by UrbDickler May 11, 2011
hay riding
(South side of Chicago at 1 am)
Bus driver: "Kid what are you doing way down here? Hay riding?"
Student: "No, I fell asleep and missed my stop and need to get back north. Thanks for stopping."
Bus driver: "Kid what are you doing way down here? Hay riding?"
Student: "No, I fell asleep and missed my stop and need to get back north. Thanks for stopping."
hay riding by UrbDickler October 28, 2010
chundermuff
The term for a woman's filthy, broke-ass sexual assets that are so disgusting, so heinous, they make you want to chunder(vomit). Can also be used as a derogatory term for a woman who may or may not possess said assets.
"Check out the chundermuff across the bar. 5 bucks if you ask her how many spokes she has intact."
Bro 1: "How was that betty you bagged last night? Rockin' a snapper?"
Bro 2: "Dude... total chundermuff. Like fucking a grease trap. Woof."
Bro 1: "How was that betty you bagged last night? Rockin' a snapper?"
Bro 2: "Dude... total chundermuff. Like fucking a grease trap. Woof."
chundermuff by UrbDickler July 27, 2010