by Dawaninon December 12, 2009
A Hay Ride is a form of foreplay where two people about to mate take matchbox cars and drive them through the hairs of their lovers nether regions aka pubes. While the cars are being pushed it is courteous to make automobile sounds such as 'put, put, put' or 'vroooom!' This is also a form of foreplay that can be enjoyed simultaneously by both parties, but only experienced hay riders should attempt a 69 hay ride.
I began to chafe after the hay ride wes was giving me became to forceful. I had to give him the hornet to make him stop.
by bendo383 November 5, 2009
(South side of Chicago at 1 am)
Bus driver: "Kid what are you doing way down here? Hay riding?"
Student: "No, I fell asleep and missed my stop and need to get back north. Thanks for stopping."
Bus driver: "Kid what are you doing way down here? Hay riding?"
Student: "No, I fell asleep and missed my stop and need to get back north. Thanks for stopping."
by UrbDickler October 27, 2010