hawdzilla

A middle schooler who gets hard at random moments way more often then he should.

"Dude did you see Mike today in English? He had another random boner in the middle of class."

"I know, kid's a hawdzilla."

by Ma Nom de Plume July 3, 2016

Hawgzilla

Another name for the Male Penis
A Really thick Cock

While Sally and Andrea were pulling my drawers down, Hawgzilla peeked out and made himself visible. Sally begged for my Cock forcing me to play the ever popular game, "Just stick the Head In". Hawgzilla, the real white meat

by Anthony Minetti September 25, 2007

hagzilla

a large,unattractive,combative woman

that Hagzilla behind the bar just cut me off

by jalmighty February 15, 2014

Hawdilly

The act of riding a bull with a large, boiling-hot dill pickle in your rectum

Roger: "Are you competing in the Rodeo?"
Chuck: "Not this year, I couldnt walk for 6 months after winning the Hawdilly competition last year"

by Biggie413 November 16, 2011

Hairzilla

Noun- To be a Hairzilla. Being extremely lame and/or saying/doing/implying something that everybody else around you believes to be one of if not the gayest things they've heard/seen in a while. Being called a Hairzilla usually proceeds the eventual "awww" from the others around you.

Person 1- "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Person 2- "Hairzilla..."
People 3-8- "Awww."
Person 1- "..."

by Y2Jensen October 28, 2005

Hairzilla

A Party Rock band formed in 1984 in Saint Louis, MO. They recorded several albums for Uncle Fess Records and broke up in early 1990. The original band reformed in 2005 and is currently touring.

Hairzilla rocks the house!
I've been Hairzillafied!
This is a Hairzillafest!
Check out those Hairzillas!

by Mike Rogers July 31, 2008

hatzillas

a girl who tends to have her head up her ass and enjoys having her head there because she believes she has a great booty

she was smoking her hub named mahubed and then proceeded to stand up and say " I break all guys hearts because my surname is hatzillas and i have a great ass " , wild.

by banterisonpoint August 27, 2019