haw man

A greeting commonly used by NEDs and Bam's in and around the Glasgow area.

Haw man! How's it gon'? Thoat ye wur bringin the bucky ya daft cunt!

(translation) Hello my friend! How are you? I was under the impression you would be supplying the tonic wine today, you silly contemptible person!

haw man by Kris February 8, 2005

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Hawman

Used to express a range of emotions including surprise, anger, disappointment, or joy, or when reacting to something that has or will soon occur. Used in reference to a 'man' while not necessarily being gender specific to a man. Often used by AManLikeJoesph

I’m so stressed “Hawman”

Hawman by TheyhateMK_ June 5, 2018

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Hawman

Hawman |hô'man| Exclamation

Used to express a range of emotions including surprise, anger, disappointment, or joy, or when reacting to something that has or will soon occur. Used in reference to a 'man' while not necessarily being gender specific to a man.

ORIGIN natural exclamation: first recorded in Australian English in the early 20th cent. Combination of the 'oh' exclamation of mid 16th cent. and Old English 'man(n)' of Germanic origin; related to Dutch man, German Mann, and Sanskrit manu ‘mankind.’

"Hawman...... I'm that loose!" "hawman not again..."

"Hawman..FFFFFF..... just make me a sandwich already"

Hawman by Gattisfaction August 16, 2011

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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