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have one 

short for "have a good one," which itself is, of course, short for "have a good day."
Johnny: "See you tomorrow Bill"

Bill "Have one!"
have one by Watchful October 30, 2008

have one 

This is a shorthand for the overused expression, "Have a good day," and is slowly catching on to be much more hip!
As I drop my friend off and he leaves the car, I shout "Have one!"

He replies, "Word...later!"
have one by Watchful December 24, 2008

have one 

a phrase used out of joy for something; excitement referring to "creaming" oneself/ejaculation, etc
Oh man, I can't wait to see this super hot pop star at the virgin records signing this morning, i think i might have one!
have one by JoeMan September 26, 2007

have one's ticket punched 

To be killed, or otherwise gotten rid of. From the practice of punching a hole in a ticket in order to cancel it.
Trotsky became a liability, so Stalin had his ticket punched.

It's a raw deal to have one's ticket punched the day before Christmas.

HAVE ONE'S MOJO RISING (OR WORKING) 

to have your charm or charisma working at full capacity; ain't no stoppin' ya now, especially with reference to scoring with a chick. You can't say or do anything wrong; your charismatic appeal is at peak level.
Talking to the foxy trollop at the end of the bar and trying to get to home plate was like placing a stick of butter in a microwave! She melted, and was up my ass like a proctologist on Monday morning!!! I guess I had my mojo rising that night!

don't have one 

when someone asks you a question or sends you a bullitin on myspace about what is your favorite color, song, food, species of bird... etc... and you don't have one.
Myspace Bullitin: What is your favorite color?

Person: Umm, don't have one. O.k. give me a break already it's just a stupid survey.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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