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A poor excuse of a town, Havant is located in the South of England (UK) Combined with Waterlooville and Leigh Park it contains a number of groups, mainly occupated with Chavs and prostitutes. Havant is a crime fueled place with which Police cannot overule the council estates.
Havant Hell
Havant by Rich306 February 8, 2009
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havant wetty 

Annie Dalton is a havant wetty
havant wetty by jasperblackcat October 18, 2017

havana banana 

A sexual prank that involves a male wearing a condom that he dips in Oleoresin Capsicum. Then has sex with a partner while wearing it. (non-gender specific)
Juan gave her a Havana Banana last night and she'll probably never talk to him again.
havana banana by major Doko June 23, 2009
A cute, small, breed of dog, native to Cuba. Havanese range from 7 lbs to 15 lbs, and stand from 8 in to 14 in. Havanese have a high, arched tail, and a silky double coat. Havanese come in any color, and any pattern. Havanese are extremely playful dogs, and are very smart. They are good with all animals, and make GREAT canine good citizens, therapy dogs, agility champions, and show dogs.
Wow! Her Havanese is sooo cute!

I want a Havanese, cause they are just so darn AWESOME!

Person: What breed is that ADORABLE dog you have?
You: Oh, he/she is a havanese.
Havanese by Awesome Dog Lover June 10, 2011

Meet Me In Havana Casserole 

Any casserole that is bound to give you explosive diarrhea - a Havana Omelet.
"Meet Me In Havana Casserole" Originally named after a deer camp meal made from a head of purple cabbage - chopped, six jalapenos sliced, one pound of chorizo, and one diced yellow onion. All of the ingredients are mixed together covered and baked for one hour at 350 degrees.

On a scale of one to five toilet paper rolls this rates a six with a box of hygienic wipes mandatory the next morning!

hamantha 

The full name of ham.
bread is short for breadward, ham is short for hamantha
hamantha by GSudstememeboi December 29, 2017
Beautiful, amazing and interesting female, Havana's are quite rare and are a good thing to look out for, because they will brighten up your day and make you extremely happy. If you ever happen to meet a Havana do not cross she will extremely happy to show her anger or annoyance.
Omg there's a Havana she's gorgeous and nice.
or
Omg isn't that the Havana you pissed off? better be careful.
Havana by chikkypow October 10, 2010
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