Havanah

Honestly she is a blessing in human form. If you're lucky enough to have her as a girlfriend never let her go. She will stand by you through the hardest of times and will never leave you no matter whot you do. She is loyal, kind and has a smile that could light up the room. Her beauty is unmatched and the only thing more incredible than her beauty is her personality. She definitely sent from above.

Bro I wish my girlfriend was a Havanah...

by Stitch<3. November 22, 2021

havanah

Biggest bitch in the world! Also gorgeous and takes good selfies

"I'm so jealous, Havanah takes gorgeous selfies, the bitch! "

by Spohia November 18, 2016

Havanah

Honestly she is a blessing in human form. With brown eyes like pools of honey in the sun. She will win you over at first glance. She's kind, trustworthy and the most loving person you'll ever come across. Once you get pass her sarcasm which really isn't bad, you'll see that there's just a beautiful soul who would do anything for the one she loves. If you're lucky enough to have her as your girlfriend never let her go she's definitely the one you want to be with for the rest of your life. Her beauty is unmatched, her personality is perfect and her loyalty will leave you speechless . She's the greatest person you'll ever meet in your lifetime.

Bro I wish my girlfriend was like Havanah.

by Stitch<3. November 22, 2021

Havanah Muzzle

When you take the extra skin of your scrotum and smother your partner as if using a muzzle. Works best when your balls are really hanging low from being in a hot place for awhile.

That bitch wanted to try something new last night, and since the AC was broke, I gave her the Havanah Muzzle.

by blakleydavid August 4, 2009

heave a havanah

To take a crap similar in shape and form as a Cuban Havanah cigar to pinch a loaf

Dude where's your crapper, I gotta heave a havanah this minite.

by captkerk June 11, 2006

havana banana

A sexual prank that involves a male wearing a condom that he dips in Oleoresin Capsicum. Then has sex with a partner while wearing it. (non-gender specific)

Juan gave her a Havana Banana last night and she'll probably never talk to him again.

by major Doko June 23, 2009

Meet Me In Havana Casserole

Any casserole that is bound to give you explosive diarrhea - a Havana Omelet.

"Meet Me In Havana Casserole" Originally named after a deer camp meal made from a head of purple cabbage - chopped, six jalapenos sliced, one pound of chorizo, and one diced yellow onion. All of the ingredients are mixed together covered and baked for one hour at 350 degrees.

On a scale of one to five toilet paper rolls this rates a six with a box of hygienic wipes mandatory the next morning!

by Tray in Corpus November 4, 2012