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Hattiesburg Handgun 

receiving fellatio or a hand job and ejaculating clear over your partners head and back into their ass crack, butt hole, or vagina.
" I think I got Allison pregnant yesterday."

"Bro, what the fuck! I told you to always use a condom!"

" I didn't bang her. I shot her with the Hattiesburg Handgun."

(high five)
A beautiful young lady who is talented, smart,and very funny. She has the best sense of humor and is the life of the party. She sometimes can be a bit of a wallflower and doesn't say anything. But with the friends she does have, they love her. You do not want to make her mad.
"Look at her with her humor and all her friends. She is so awesome."
- "Well duh man- she's Hattie."
Hattie by rainbowunicorn77 April 13, 2015

Hattiesburg Potpourri 

The smell of raw sewage that hits you from Downtown Hattiesburg to I-59 at hwy 49 and beyond

The city tried for years to blame industry on the stink. Turned out it was their sewage lagoon sludge that had not been maintained by the city for 50 or 60 years.
Want to go to Turtle Creek?

No! I cannot deal with the Hattiesburg Potpourri.
Hattiesburg Potpourri by Mike T3Son November 21, 2012

Hattie Whore 

Nomadic toothless trailer dweller that has been down through there. A ho that will gladly take anyone back down through there. Common chartristics include the inability to tell the truth,poor cigarette management, sticky fingers, sexual devency, false since of self confidence. The rural white mans answer for the "Crack Whore". An all around spunndunnuit on methandfriendomine
After that Hattie whore got me off she borrowed some money from me and stole my pipe
The most beautiful girl you know. She can never get off your mind. She has a great sense of humor. She is an awesome artist and really athletic. An awesome friend and maybe an even better girlfriend. All the girls want to be like Hattie. You want to tell her everything but she is so beautiful you get tongue tied. She is a very hard worker. She cooks the most amazing food. She is very smart and you can talk about whatever you want with her. Hattie= the most amazing girl in the world.
Wow look at that amazing girl!
Dude that's Hattie
Hattie by Hi4134014 April 6, 2013
One of the nicest people you will wver meet. She is fun and a little strange....but that's ok because you are too!

You have the BEST times together!

You will most likely have special inside jokes and stories with meanings with a Hattie
Hey Hattie.... Lets play THE GAME!
Hattie by La Belle Rose September 28, 2012