hauntie 

it's a blend of auntie and a hag
if your auntie is a cool but evil hag you call her hauntie

aunt Mari can be a real hauntie sometimes

hauntie by blancadillo April 4, 2023

hauntie 

a cool aunt who passes away, but sticks around as a chill ghost to "haunt" in unobtrusive ways.

Man, my water glass was empty and then somehow it refilled on it's own? Must have been my Hauntie.

hauntie by Flaunty_Hauntie September 26, 2020

Haunted House 

Reference to a disgusting porno that takes place within a haunted house. Bodily fluids of all types are involved.

"GIRL YES!!! You are now invited to my haunted house!"

Haunted House by Pokonno December 12, 2021

Haunted Handy 

Getting a handjob in a cemetery while laying on tombstone… or on grass beside the tombstone

Sean received a haunted handy from Jules.

Whoa dude I can't believe she gave you a haunted handy!

He got a haunted handy on Richard Nixon's Tombstone

Haunted Handy by croat10 August 11, 2014

Haunted pussy 

a haunted pussy is a pussy where she had an abortion less than a month ago

"Damn bro, I sucked Karen off last night and she came like 2 times"
"I think she was pregnant like a month ago? You ate some haunted pussy, Jared, holy shit!"

Haunted pussy by jbras November 19, 2019

hauntingly

That one Harrymort fan fiction with the power to make you cry every five chapters. Written by Obsidianpen, an author of both original works and fan-related prose, Hauntingly is sure to either convert you into the garbage, Harrymort cesspool or at least give you an understanding of the people who ship this very un-cannon pairing.

Related Definitions:
Harrymort- The imaginary relationship between Lord Voldemort and Harry Potter. Not to be confused with Tomarry, the name for the relationship between Tom Riddle and Harry Potter.
Cannon- The irrefutable basis of a fandom. “While disliked, John and Mary’s marriage is cannon.”

Person A: “Why did you recommend Hauntingly to me? This is so sad.”
Person B: “You gotta read it if you wanna call yourself a Harrymort shipper.”

hauntingly by I Read Too Much Fanfic November 22, 2017

Haunted Mound 

Group of awesome musicians that include Sematary, Buckshot, Turnabout, Hackledown, etc.

Guy 1: Who the hell is haunted mound?
Guy 2: AUUGHH!!!! H-H-HAUNTAHOLICS REAL HAUNTED MOUND!!!!

Haunted Mound by losertakingLs April 9, 2023