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it's a blend of auntie and a hag
if your auntie is a cool but evil hag you call her hauntie
aunt Mari can be a real hauntie sometimes
hauntie by blancadillo April 4, 2023
Words you can keep
a cool aunt who passes away, but sticks around as a chill ghost to "haunt" in unobtrusive ways.
Man, my water glass was empty and then somehow it refilled on it's own? Must have been my Hauntie.
hauntie by Flaunty_Hauntie September 26, 2020

Haunted House 

Reference to a disgusting porno that takes place within a haunted house. Bodily fluids of all types are involved.
"GIRL YES!!! You are now invited to my haunted house!"
Haunted House by Pokonno December 12, 2021

Haunted Handy 

Getting a handjob in a cemetery while laying on tombstone… or on grass beside the tombstone
Sean received a haunted handy from Jules.

Whoa dude I can't believe she gave you a haunted handy!

He got a haunted handy on Richard Nixon's Tombstone
Haunted Handy by croat10 August 11, 2014

Haunted pussy 

a haunted pussy is a pussy where she had an abortion less than a month ago
"Damn bro, I sucked Karen off last night and she came like 2 times"
"I think she was pregnant like a month ago? You ate some haunted pussy, Jared, holy shit!"
Haunted pussy by jbras November 19, 2019

hauntingly

That one Harrymort fan fiction with the power to make you cry every five chapters. Written by Obsidianpen, an author of both original works and fan-related prose, Hauntingly is sure to either convert you into the garbage, Harrymort cesspool or at least give you an understanding of the people who ship this very un-cannon pairing.

Related Definitions:
Harrymort- The imaginary relationship between Lord Voldemort and Harry Potter. Not to be confused with Tomarry, the name for the relationship between Tom Riddle and Harry Potter.
Cannon- The irrefutable basis of a fandom. “While disliked, John and Mary’s marriage is cannon.”
Person A: “Why did you recommend Hauntingly to me? This is so sad.”
Person B: “You gotta read it if you wanna call yourself a Harrymort shipper.”
hauntingly by I Read Too Much Fanfic November 22, 2017

Haunted Mound 

Group of awesome musicians that include Sematary, Buckshot, Turnabout, Hackledown, etc.
Guy 1: Who the hell is haunted mound?
Guy 2: AUUGHH!!!! H-H-HAUNTAHOLICS REAL HAUNTED MOUND!!!!
Haunted Mound by losertakingLs April 9, 2023
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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