1. - Driving recklessly at a high rate of
speed and passing other vehicles only to arrive at the same stop
light or the same position in traffic as everyone else.
2. - Pointlessly passing another car at a high rate of
speed in heavy traffic only to end up behind the same car 30 seconds later showing other drivers that you either have no depth perception or a small dick.
1. - John was
late for work on
Friday. Despite his best effort to maneuver through heavy traffic, he ended up haulin' ass to nowhere and was late anyway.
2. - "Hey, isn't
that guy behind you the same guy who cut you off about two minutes ago?" "Yeah, it sure is." "Obviously he was haulin' ass to nowhere."