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Haulin' ass to nowhere 

1. - Driving recklessly at a high rate of speed and passing other vehicles only to arrive at the same stop light or the same position in traffic as everyone else.

2. - Pointlessly passing another car at a high rate of speed in heavy traffic only to end up behind the same car 30 seconds later showing other drivers that you either have no depth perception or a small dick.
1. - John was late for work on Friday. Despite his best effort to maneuver through heavy traffic, he ended up haulin' ass to nowhere and was late anyway.

2. - "Hey, isn't that guy behind you the same guy who cut you off about two minutes ago?" "Yeah, it sure is." "Obviously he was haulin' ass to nowhere."

hauling ass 

1. To Move at an Excessive speed
Man I was Hauling Ass on the freeway today win i was pulled over.
hauling ass by BlackScorpion March 8, 2003

Hauling Ass 

"Ass, we're hauling ass." - Rat Race

Hauling ass 

A vehicle moving at an excessive speed or power with a medium to large payload. Possibly consisting of ass.
Jim the bus driver was sure hauling ass when he was late delivering the cheerleaders to the football game!

The Saturn V rocket was sure hauling ass when it launched it's six and a half million pounds off the launch pad.
Hauling ass by Boatman1912 April 14, 2015

Hauling Ass 

1. To run faster then you usually do.
Me and Tyre was hauling ass when we saw 5-0 the other day! That shit was cray!

Hauling ass like a sears catalog. 

Moving real quick. You know, like a sears catalog.
Dude im really hauling ass like a sears catalog.