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haweeland 

magical world where all the haris, hareenas, and harinis come together in joy.
Me: Instead of going to Disneyland let's go to Haweeland!!!!
Mommy: Honey, did you forget to take your pills again?
Me: I think so.......Can I have some roti and dahl again?
Mommy: Unfortunately, No
haweeland by wordmaker2005 February 23, 2005

Kristoffer Handeland

Kristoffer Handeland is the perfect example of a smart, nice, cool and loving guy! He is the symbol of LOVE and AFFECTION. Everyone he meets instantly loves him as a human being. He`s got guns, big guns. ladies love him. His IQ is well over average, and he is a very creativ MAN!
"Wooooooow, that Kristoffer Handeland guy is soooooooo amazzzzzzing. How kan anybody be that perfect! it is something special with that Handeland blood!"
Quote: Every person ever!

"Redd eit tre, et ein bever" vice words from Mr. Handeland himself.

university of haweeland 

a magical college where all the cool haris, hareenas, and harinis go.
Me: Mommy, once I grow up i'm gonna go to the university of haweeland!!!
Mommy: I don't think there is such a college...
Me: Oh come on mommy!!!You gotta use your imagination....
Mommy: Well, are you sure this college will have roti and dahl?
Me: Oh my god.....I didn't think about that.....

Haugland 

A Haugland (hoe-gland) is a man with a very small penis.
Oh man, I heard that guy has a Haugland!
Haugland by Clitty Clit clat dick February 4, 2013

Haugland 

School with a bunch of fucking retards.
I go to a school called Haugland, it fucking sucks
Haugland by JakeOrBanditz November 21, 2019