hatechild 

When somebody has a child from rape.

"I was raped. This is my child."

hatechild by tapeworm June 12, 2005

Hauschildt 

A rap dance performed in the streets of L.A. right before a major gang war.

Yo, before we thrash lets play some sick beats and get down Hauschildt styles.

Hauschildt by Amitabh Bachchan April 28, 2005

Hauschildt 

A person who views the world with extreme disdain. They can be spotted by anti-social behaviour which includes, inter alia, incessant complaining, not answering the phone when friends call, and telling everyone and anyone to fuck off.

He's been acting all hauschildt ever since his girlfriend had sex with that guy.

Buddy pulled a hauschildt and jetted.

Hauschildt by Todd Bertuzzi July 15, 2004

hamchild 

an insult used in county monaghan in ireland. used to describe a person who eats alot of ham and acts like a child

Person 1: i like ham and am acting like a child

Person 2: you are a hamchild

hamchild by eoin dunlevy May 4, 2006

Halfchild 

A child that is born as half of a child. Like a midget. Not like just legs and hips and stuff. Or like just a head and stuff, full body half sized.

Tend to like corn.

"Make sure your halfchild has a life jacket on the boat today!"

"okay, i will because he can't swim, and the dolphins are off duty and can't save him this time!"

Halfchild by ohmyhalfchild May 30, 2009