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A child that is born as half of a child. Like a midget. Not like just legs and hips and stuff. Or like just a head and stuff, full body half sized.

Tend to like corn.
"Make sure your halfchild has a life jacket on the boat today!"

"okay, i will because he can't swim, and the dolphins are off duty and can't save him this time!"
by ohmyhalfchild May 30, 2009
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