Halfchild 

A child that is born as half of a child. Like a midget. Not like just legs and hips and stuff. Or like just a head and stuff, full body half sized.

Tend to like corn.

"Make sure your halfchild has a life jacket on the boat today!"

"okay, i will because he can't swim, and the dolphins are off duty and can't save him this time!"

Halfchild by ohmyhalfchild May 30, 2009

Half Child Chowder 

Half Child Chowder is comprised of jism. That is it. Half the chromosomes necessary to create a child. A human child.

"I'm going to fill her box full of half child chowder", the man told his waiter in regards to the escort with whom he just wined and dined.

Half Child Chowder by Acute Lymphoblastic September 21, 2016

hatechild 

When somebody has a child from rape.

"I was raped. This is my child."

hatechild by tapeworm June 12, 2005

hellchild

hellchild is a mix of hellspawn and children, creating just the right combination of words, the holy grail if you will.

A: What if a hellspawn was a child?
B: A hellchild.

hellchild by isneezed August 2, 2017

Hauschildt 

A rap dance performed in the streets of L.A. right before a major gang war.

Yo, before we thrash lets play some sick beats and get down Hauschildt styles.

Hauschildt by Amitabh Bachchan April 28, 2005

Hauschildt 

A person who views the world with extreme disdain. They can be spotted by anti-social behaviour which includes, inter alia, incessant complaining, not answering the phone when friends call, and telling everyone and anyone to fuck off.

He's been acting all hauschildt ever since his girlfriend had sex with that guy.

Buddy pulled a hauschildt and jetted.

Hauschildt by Todd Bertuzzi July 15, 2004

hamchild 

an insult used in county monaghan in ireland. used to describe a person who eats alot of ham and acts like a child

Person 1: i like ham and am acting like a child

Person 2: you are a hamchild

hamchild by eoin dunlevy May 4, 2006