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hassleback up

1) To stop complaining and get back to work.

2) To change ones actions to fall in line with traditional masuclinity.

From the term man up with the word hassleback being synonomous with the word man.
Forman needs to hassleback up.

Hasslebury 

A person exhibiting impossibly high standards, a taskmaster, one who raises the bar to previously untold heights.
My English teacher is such a hasslebury! He had us reading and summarizing Dostoyevsky's "Crime and Punishment" in a sixty minute lesson.
Hasslebury by Seattle Brian January 8, 2009

hasslement 

The newlywed husband knew that when he got home at 5 am that he was going to receive hasslement from his blushing bride.
hasslement by Old Saggy Balz August 27, 2003

Hassliebegleichgewicht 

The inability to either pick a favorite option from a set of things or rank a set of things (e.g. episodes of a TV show, movies in a franchise, modes in a game) because your love AND hatred for each of them is in perfect balance.
Person #1: I love the first movie, but the second movie is probably my favorite. Or maybe the first one is — or maybe the third? I dunno, I can’t decide! I love them and hate them all equally!

Person 2: Sounds like you’ve got a case of the ol’ Hassliebegleichgewicht!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026