harry potter hair

When a person hair is unavoidably messed up. you can comb it, gel it, hairspray it, nothing keeps this hair in line, it is untameable

that guy has harry potter hair

by EmlyLizabet December 17, 2010

Hairy Potter

The act of sticking a broomstick up your ass and then running around with it while holding your erect cock with both of your hands.

For extra points, urinate profusely while doing it.

Look, Larry's doing a Hairy Potter again!

by Roth Vantage September 23, 2015

hairy potter

Long scraggly pubic hair surrounding a man's anus.

You're in the shower at the gym and a guy bends over to wash his ankles, just when you turn towards him.. and you get an unwanted view of his "hairy potter". Usually associated with individuals that have large amounts of back hair, and low personal hygiene.

by Fredster August 4, 2007

Hairy Potter

A young wizard boy who dyes his pubes green like magic spell.

That faggot's a Hairy Potter

by AsherBigCock March 11, 2017

Hairy potter

A very small hairy dick

That man Simon got a hairy potter

by Bby_meme January 27, 2020

Hairy Potter

a very hirsute female with hair all over her body

You seal the deal with that chick Melanie? Yeah, I did and she sure was a Hairy Potter but in a strange way, it was a turn-on...

by JPnEB May 24, 2008

Hairy Potter

A hairy person, generally a male, that sheds body hair, usually arm hair.

Jeff is such a Hairy Potter. He reached over my plate of orange chicken for the salt and he bombed my lunch with a hair. Bastard!

by Cynthia Potter August 13, 2003