harmgasm 

1. A virgin orgasm
2. a painful or violating orgasm often associated with an orgasm while having anal sex.

1. man: well how was your first time sweety?
Woman: it was good a painful experience, but at least I had a harmgasm.

2. man 1: So I heard you nailed that chick in the butt last night.
man 2: oh yeah I gave that girl a harmgasm too!

harmgasm by am0z August 9, 2008

hamgasm 

When you eat ham, and it's so good you cum.

Oh my god..yes..HAM!!...YESSSS!!...I just hamgasmed.

hamgasm by thelizardqueen April 13, 2007

Hamgasm 

When the thought, eating of or otherwise engaging with pork products spawns a mental or physical orgasm.

The smell of bacon cooking gave her a hamgasm.

Hamgasm by Queen of 29 November 1, 2020

Hamgasm 

A non-physical orgasm that is initiated by the stimulation of a non-sexual interest of a person, i.e. food, music, art, career, etc.

In such a case, replace "Ham" with the person's name.

The Alejandro Sanz CD gave Hamlet a Hamgasm, as did his high paying Linguistics job in Brazil.

Jim jimgasmed from The Beatles's album.

Guns makes me Bobgasm.

Hamgasm by Suijen June 10, 2007

Hamgasm 

Hamgasm is when a Sail-O-Bot / Sea Ham reaches a high state of euphoria caused by seeing a dank Sea Ham meme they are featured in.

A Hamgasm experienced whilst asleep is referred to as a 'Ham Dream'.

Hamothy Ferriss refers to the mythical 4-Hour Hamgasm in his book 'The 4-Ham Body'

Hey VVD, I just had my first Hamgasm whilst looking at this dank meme Skife featured me in.

Hamgasm by DankHelper March 14, 2022

HAMGASM 

1. When the thought, eating of or otherwise engaging with pork products spawns a mental or physical orgasm.

2. The joy gained by saving a pig from the slaughterhouse.

The smell of bacon cooking have her a hamgasm.

HAMGASM by Queen of 29 November 1, 2020