harene 

a moody ass mf and is a depressed hoe imo. Kinda a dumb bitch too and clumsy af smh

You see that Goddess over there? Yeah, her name is Harene.

harene by Moody asshole June 2, 2020

harene 

A depressed ass mf hoe and moody af 🥰

Omg that goddess over there?? Her name is Harene

harene by Moody asshole June 2, 2020

B'harne 

1. n. Vile, evil demon, appearing as a small, friendly, toothless purple Tyrannosaurus Rex. Takes a particular interest in small children, using the guize of love and friendship to enslave them and otherwise fill their heads with ridiculous and unrealistic notions. Children subjected to such items as it's song "I love you, You love me," reach adulthood in a state of profound cranial rectitis, and is a possible explanation for that condition being suffered by most of the denizens of Hollywood.
2. Can be spelled "B'harnii" as well.

My daugher has been enslaved by B'harne.

B'harne by Dan1271 November 8, 2007

Captain Jack Harkness 

A character in the popular BBC series of Doctor Who and the spin off Torchwood. Played by John Barrowman, MBE. Captain Jack first appeared in the episode " The Empty Child" . Unfortunately Jack dies in his travels with the Doctor but is reserected by Rose when she absorbs the time vortex , it is later discovered that he is immortal. In the Future Jack is knowen as the face of Boe. Jack is the first non-heterosexual character in Doctor Who. A flirt Jack has often been referred to as a "walking innuendo".

Jack: Captain Jack Harkness. And who are you?
Martha: Martha Jones.
Jack: Nice to meet you Martha Jones.
The Doctor: Oh don't start!
Jack: I was only saying hello.
Martha: I don't mind.
Jack: Doctor.
The Doctor: Captain.
Jack: Good to see you.
The Doctor: And you. Same as ever. Although. Have you had work done?
Jack: You can talk.

Captain Jack Harkness by TheNerp December 20, 2014

Mohs Scale of Internet Hardness 

Based off of Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness, this scale is a measurement of how dark one's World Wide Web content can get without being mentally perturbed. It is typically described as a 1-to-10 scale with a single example from each level.

1. Google - What the fuck are you, Amish?

2. Youtube - Yawn.

3. Youporn - You've experienced a taste of the dark side of the Internet, but there's still a long ways to fall.

4. /b/ - The level where most Internet Veterans find themselves comfortable. Yeah, something funny here, something disgusting there, but you've seen it all before.

5. Goatse - You're a grizzled vet. As for the previous tiers, you might've been disgusted...when you were ten.

6. 2girls1cup - As the masses comment about how terrible this is, you simply scratch your head, and wonder what the big deal is.

7. Adultfanfiction.net - I'm starting to worry about you, man. I mean, you didn't flinch at all at the three paragraph description of how the once-transparent lube became chocolate as Adam and Chris simultaneously forced their penises down Jake's virgin asshole? You're either really brave, or really crazy.

8. Beastality - Just...stay away from me. Please.

9. Pain Olympics - Alternatively known as the John McCain tier, for not even years as a POW may prepare you for this level.

10. 3guys1hammer - Get a gun, rest the barrel in your oral cavity, and pull the trigger. You should survive the shot, for no mortal could survive this level.

Individuals as described by the Mohs Scale of Internet Hardness:

Your Grandparents - 1

Your Dad - 2.5

Newfag - 4

Oldfag - 5

Auschwitz Survivor - 8

Infant Rapist - 9

The Antichrist - 10

Mohs Scale of Internet Hardness by World Wide Web Guide January 6, 2013

harkness test

The test (which was first coined on tumblr) that monster-fuckers take when determining if they can fuck the fictional creature in questions or not. To be fuckable, the creature must:
1. Have human intelligence (or “greater”)
2. Talk or otherwise communicate with language*
3. Be of sexual maturity for its species.

If you answered yes to all of these questions, you may fuck the creature. If you answered no to any of them, you probably don’t wanna fuck it out of the possibility of beastiality or pedophilia.

*Body language is a dangerous road. Err on the side of caution.

Tumblr user: man i wanna fuck the Loch Ness monster so bad.

Reasonable person: woah man be careful. it doesn’t pass the harkness test.

harkness test by imsorrymom July 20, 2019

Agatha Harkness 

The hottest female MCU Villain played by Kathryn Han herself.

“Agatha Harkness is hot.”
“She killed a dog.”
“As she should.😩☝🏻“

Agatha Harkness by Marvelvibes March 6, 2021