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Commitment harassment
A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free.
Hey John, did you notice how she asked me "when" I was getting married again, even though I'm not even dating anyone seriously? I know that she wasn't being malicious, but it was still commitment harassment.
Commitment harassment by Chad Apollo January 12, 2018
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Commitment harassment
A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free. It is often done in a non-confrontational (but sneaky) way, such as asking someone who is divorced and not currently engaged, "So, WHEN are you getting married again?"
What do you mean, "WHEN am I getting married again?" I already did my time. Come on now, isn't it time to stop commitment harassment of happy people?
Commitment harassment by Chad Apollo May 1, 2018
Laura Harbin-Waters
Noun:
Laura Harbin-Waters, aka “ the chopper “.
A helicopter style landlord that will hover around the building she owns, but doesn’t occupy.
She will make multiple daily visits to the building where she is lord of the land. Goddess of the servants ( tenants ) that she allows to pay her for the high privilege of living under her roof.
Tenants rights be damned if she wants to come into your apartment. It is her building and if you don’t comply with her frequent demands for entry with 12 hours notice, she will have her royal attorney, Rosemary Healy send a strongly worded letter as a warning that you must comply, or else.
Laura Harbin-Waters, aka “ the chopper “.
A helicopter style landlord that will hover around the building she owns, but doesn’t occupy.
She will make multiple daily visits to the building where she is lord of the land. Goddess of the servants ( tenants ) that she allows to pay her for the high privilege of living under her roof.
Tenants rights be damned if she wants to come into your apartment. It is her building and if you don’t comply with her frequent demands for entry with 12 hours notice, she will have her royal attorney, Rosemary Healy send a strongly worded letter as a warning that you must comply, or else.
I got home at 6pm and found evidence that Laura Harbin-Waters was here again today. She left a note saying a locksmith will be in the building to change all the locks in the morning for the safety of the tenants and security of the building, and then left the doors unlocked when she choppered off, up up and away.
Laura Harbin-Waters by TheWierdo June 6, 2022
Laura Harbin-Waters
A helicopter style landlord that hovers around the property she owns but does not herself occupy.
Everyday there will be signs of her presence, such as notes left for tenents/caretakers, unlocked doors, missing alcohol, and hideous new decor.
She demands respect…being lord and goddess of the land and all.
You are not a tenant, but a caretaker who pays to occupy the space.
Tenants rights be damned if she wants ( not needs ) to come in.
Everyday there will be signs of her presence, such as notes left for tenents/caretakers, unlocked doors, missing alcohol, and hideous new decor.
She demands respect…being lord and goddess of the land and all.
You are not a tenant, but a caretaker who pays to occupy the space.
Tenants rights be damned if she wants ( not needs ) to come in.
Laura Harbin-Waters put a 24 hour notice on my door at 12:01 pm to let me know she will be coming in at 12 pm. I told her “No, Laura. I work from 8 to 4:30 every single day.” but she declared “ I am the lord of the land, you have to let me in or else I will sick my discount lawyer, Rose Mary Healy on you faster than you can say ….uuuuhmmm”
Laura Harbin-Waters by TheWierdo June 4, 2022
Harbatero
Harvatero (or Harbatero) is a male GRO (Guest Relations Officer)--nightclub worker in asia. Masculine version of Harvatera. Related to "Husto" in Japan.
ETYMOLOGY CLAIMS: Attention IPO PHIL WIPO Intellectual Property Rights countries: Harvatera Harvatero Harvat Harbat HarbateraLV LV LVPH are all being used IN COMMERCE with claims in all Nice Classifications in WIPO thru IPO PHIL 4-2020-3134 registered to Victor Martin Soriano, HarvateraLV and such claims are all to be applied in first-to-use intellectual property countries or wherever claims are valid to the fullest extent of international law(s).
ETYMOLOGY CLAIMS: Attention IPO PHIL WIPO Intellectual Property Rights countries: Harvatera Harvatero Harvat Harbat HarbateraLV LV LVPH are all being used IN COMMERCE with claims in all Nice Classifications in WIPO thru IPO PHIL 4-2020-3134 registered to Victor Martin Soriano, HarvateraLV and such claims are all to be applied in first-to-use intellectual property countries or wherever claims are valid to the fullest extent of international law(s).
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