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harassling 

the act of simultaneously harassing and hassling; to persistently irritate and inconvenience
I can scarcely get my work done with everyone hovering and harassling me all day.
harassling by Macie Benson July 28, 2008
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mouth harassing 

A furious and passionate method of eating a hamburger.
What I look like crying over some guy that don't want me when I could be mouth harassing a hamburger, bitch!

harassin' 

what black people say when they are doing something illegal and are caught by the PO'LEES
A YO FAM WHY YOU BE HARASSIN'? I AINT DOIN NUTTIN FAM. IMMA SUE YOUUU.
harassin' by dmnr January 22, 2010

Hasslinging 

very strange form of sex where the penis is very large and wide and is a tight fit inside the asshole and cannot fit inside the mouth at all. Because of this the asshole is widened and the only way for a blow job is for the woman to suck up and down the side in a way that looks like a person eating corn on the cob.
Person 1: Hey what did you do last night?

Person 2: Me and you mom were hasslinging all night because my dick was to big for her mouth!
Hasslinging by Gordonsmomfucker February 19, 2010

Harassing Hoes

-When your at the club and don’t care one bit and start talking to every fine chick in the vicinity.

-when you pull up on two bad chicks sitting on the bus stop and lay the Mack down on them.
Bro, there’s some fine chicks in thIs club tonight, Its about that time to start Harassing Hoes.
Get it in, playa!
Harassing Hoes by Sel-Block July 31, 2020

harassignment 

When you have so many assignments to do that you feel harassed and wonder if you could sue your uni while trying to find some help on Wikipedia a few hours before (sometimes after) the deadline.
Guy 1 - Wtf ? We got 4 assignment due next week ?

Guy 2 - Yeah, it's fucking harassignment man !

Wiener Hassling 

The act of violently urging someone to examine your "wiener" (penis), and give you a detailed report.
Dude, earlier on, i was in Starbucks when an old man pulled down his pants and started Wiener Hassling me. He said, "WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY WIENER!!!"
Wiener Hassling by Wiener dude August 16, 2009
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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