haptcha

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The language used by long winded, untranslatable telephonists

Caller: (dialing)
Answered: hdegdegblsflbrdge… haptcha?
Caller: Aaaaah… hello?

This guy is taking Haptcha

This guy is taking Haptcha

haptcha by Ohbuddy86 May 6, 2022

Words you can keep

hatcha hatcha

Above a girls Camel Toe is a moutain of blubbery fat. It usually migrates it self to each side of the body when the person who owns it walks.

Omg Becky. Look at Ravens huge hatcha hatcha. She really needs to stop hanging out with Torray!

hatcha hatcha by Christian Kaufman December 14, 2008

Related Words

haptcha • hapchance • haptahap • hatcha hatcha • harry hatchard • hatch a deuce • Hatch a Duck • hatch a melon • hatch a monster loaf • Hatch an egg

hapchance

an event that occurs purely by chance. Also called hapstance.

Meseems my marriage to that girl was a mere hapchance.

hapchance by uttam maharjan July 1, 2010

haptahap

A word that is scrambled and said in succession for comedic effect. especially when playing GTA V. Coined by Jeremy Dooley of Achievement Hunter.

"Like four tiny cars against a HaptaHap!"

haptahap by Dragon Dragin' May 13, 2018

harry hatchard

he is ok but has a huge forhead his nickname is megamindandcan go fuck himself

oiaiden ur a harry hatchard

harry hatchard by benderboy12345 February 13, 2020

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026