haptcha 

The language used by long winded, untranslatable telephonists

Caller: (dialing)
Answered: hdegdegblsflbrdge… haptcha?
Caller: Aaaaah… hello?

This guy is taking Haptcha

This guy is taking Haptcha

haptcha by Ohbuddy86 May 6, 2022

hatcha hatcha 

Above a girls Camel Toe is a moutain of blubbery fat. It usually migrates it self to each side of the body when the person who owns it walks.

Omg Becky. Look at Ravens huge hatcha hatcha. She really needs to stop hanging out with Torray!

hatcha hatcha by Christian Kaufman December 14, 2008

hapchance 

an event that occurs purely by chance. Also called hapstance.

Meseems my marriage to that girl was a mere hapchance.

hapchance by uttam maharjan July 1, 2010

haptahap 

A word that is scrambled and said in succession for comedic effect. especially when playing GTA V. Coined by Jeremy Dooley of Achievement Hunter.

"Like four tiny cars against a HaptaHap!"

haptahap by Dragon Dragin' May 13, 2018

harry hatchard

he is ok but has a huge forhead his nickname is megamindandcan go fuck himself

oiaiden ur a harry hatchard

harry hatchard by benderboy12345 February 13, 2020