happytrails

The permanent tracers that follow all moving matter when a person has exceeded all acceptable amounts of hallucinogens to be ingested in a lifetime..

Kevin has learned to love his happytrails, they remind him of his teenage years and all the fun times he had.

happytrails by Cracked Out Superhero's March 2, 2009

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Happytrail

The trail of hair leading from your navel to your genitals.

I found a gray hair last night on my Happytrail

Happytrail by mitosku August 13, 2009

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Female Happytrail

happy trails

The line of pubic hair leading from just over the belly button to the genitile area. Often on the male gender.

"Whoa, dude, did you see that girls happy trails?!" "Yeah dude, that's gross,"

The hot model fingered the guys happy trails to get him horny.

happy trails by Keith101010 January 27, 2006

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Female Happytrail

When ur lady with that fatass bush has a nice trail of hair starting at her navel and leading you to the magical place that is her cooter.

We were all at the pool and when she took off her sweatshirt to reveal her bikini we could all see her female happytrail.

shit was thick as fuuck.

Female Happytrail by cooterd3stroyer May 4, 2021

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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