happytrails

The permanent tracers that follow all moving matter when a person has exceeded all acceptable amounts of hallucinogens to be ingested in a lifetime..

Kevin has learned to love his happytrails, they remind him of his teenage years and all the fun times he had.

happytrails by Cracked Out Superhero's March 2, 2009

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Happytrail

The trail of hair leading from your navel to your genitals.

I found a gray hair last night on my Happytrail

Happytrail by mitosku August 13, 2009

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Female Happytrail

happy trails

The line of pubic hair leading from just over the belly button to the genitile area. Often on the male gender.

"Whoa, dude, did you see that girls happy trails?!" "Yeah dude, that's gross,"

The hot model fingered the guys happy trails to get him horny.

happy trails by Keith101010 January 27, 2006

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Female Happytrail

When ur lady with that fatass bush has a nice trail of hair starting at her navel and leading you to the magical place that is her cooter.

We were all at the pool and when she took off her sweatshirt to reveal her bikini we could all see her female happytrail.

shit was thick as fuuck.

Female Happytrail by cooterd3stroyer May 4, 2021

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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