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happy snake 

noun: A cult icon which took in-class note-passing to a new level in the mid 80's through the mid 90's. Originating in Southern California, can be composed of any medium - paper, plastic, cardboard, leaves, etc. Most commonly used to rip on classmates, but had other unique disruptive uses that ranged from harmless (Naked Happy Snake) to moderately destructive to classroom infrastructure (Stuck-In-An-Overhead-Projector-Fan-Happy-Snake).

Happy snakes most commonly composed of a medium capable of being written on and contained the trademark happy snake with forked tongue. The message could be relevant to the medium it was composed of, or for passing insults and/or disrupting class.
"Is that a Tarie-Leaie-Stuck-In-A-Vise-With-A-Can-Tab-Stuck-To-It-While-Going-55MPH-Down-The-Highway-On-The-Back-Of-A-Maintenance-Truck Happy Snake?"

"Why yes, it is!"
happy snake by lb lb lb lb March 17, 2009
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As Happy as a Squeezed Snake 

To add the fluid into the gas station windshield washers, first you need to squeeze a snake. The manufacturers of the washer fluid squeeze the snake which allows the washing fluid to come out of a snake. This takes off a lot of weight from the snakes, making them very happy that they have been squeezed dry.
"Dude what are you doing, Why are you smiling so much?"
"Dude i'm as happy as a squeezed snake!"

Happy Shake Milk Shake 

"Do you want to go to the McDonald's in Edgware?"

"No. It got closed down for selling a happy shake milk shake."

Hippy Shake 

THE HIPPY SHAKE: the hippy shake is another term for intercourse or coitus.
1:Grandma, when was the last time you hippy shaked?
2:OH MY SWEET BOY, BEFORE MY HIP WAS REPLACED!
1:Grandma wtf??????
Hippy Shake by razratt January 1, 2024