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happy snake 

noun: A cult icon which took in-class note-passing to a new level in the mid 80's through the mid 90's. Originating in Southern California, can be composed of any medium - paper, plastic, cardboard, leaves, etc. Most commonly used to rip on classmates, but had other unique disruptive uses that ranged from harmless (Naked Happy Snake) to moderately destructive to classroom infrastructure (Stuck-In-An-Overhead-Projector-Fan-Happy-Snake).

Happy snakes most commonly composed of a medium capable of being written on and contained the trademark happy snake with forked tongue. The message could be relevant to the medium it was composed of, or for passing insults and/or disrupting class.
"Is that a Tarie-Leaie-Stuck-In-A-Vise-With-A-Can-Tab-Stuck-To-It-While-Going-55MPH-Down-The-Highway-On-The-Back-Of-A-Maintenance-Truck Happy Snake?"

"Why yes, it is!"
happy snake by lb lb lb lb March 17, 2009
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As Happy as a Squeezed Snake 

To add the fluid into the gas station windshield washers, first you need to squeeze a snake. The manufacturers of the washer fluid squeeze the snake which allows the washing fluid to come out of a snake. This takes off a lot of weight from the snakes, making them very happy that they have been squeezed dry.
"Dude what are you doing, Why are you smiling so much?"
"Dude i'm as happy as a squeezed snake!"

Happy Shake Milk Shake 

"Do you want to go to the McDonald's in Edgware?"

"No. It got closed down for selling a happy shake milk shake."

Hippy Shake 

THE HIPPY SHAKE: the hippy shake is another term for intercourse or coitus.
1:Grandma, when was the last time you hippy shaked?
2:OH MY SWEET BOY, BEFORE MY HIP WAS REPLACED!
1:Grandma wtf??????
Hippy Shake by razratt January 1, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026