happy humanist 

That one guy that hates his own gender
and praises radical feminists/feminazi's that hate men
In general this guy is really pathetic, sucking the toes of any girl he finds and he most likely gets a seizure or heart attack after touching a women for the first time.

The happy humanist, misandrist, retard, asshole,
waste of oxygeon

happy humanist by tacowithpeanutbutter11 September 4, 2022

happy humanist 

A very intelligent and evolved person who calls people out on their bullshit and hatred. A person who stands up for human rights and teaches others how to do this. The smartest person on UD.

The Happy Humanist is my new favorite person on the interwebs

happy humanist by PrescientMoon April 25, 2016

The happy humanist 

An allen in a world of kens (barbie movie reference)

A chad feminist who respects women/other minorities , instead of getting brainwashed by collective ignorance.

Though she/he/they get downvotes a lot, they are brave enough to keep standing up against misogynists on UD

An intellectual being, that sees through misogyny, and combats it.

Someone who make women that have been harmed by everyday misogyny. feel safe, without even realizing it.

Person A: some user going by the happy humanist goes against the misogyny on UD even though they get a bunch of downvotes, that’s brave

girl B: OMG I love that person! I hope they get so much positive energy and good karma <33

The happy humanist by #1 Happy humanist fan August 24, 2023

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012