Happy Cow 

The coolest toy ever! You must get your hands on one and play with it or else it will force you into slavery and you will become addicted with no way to stop the addiction until you die!

Person 1: Hey did u see the ad for that lame old Happy Cow toy?
Person 2: Yeah, How lame...
Person 1: Holy SHIT! WTF IS THAT THING!!
BOOOOOOOOOM!
Happy Cow: Must...Always...Play.......... >:D

Happy Cow by The Cow That Went Poof September 1, 2013

Kirczow and Happy Cow 

Rhythm without reason gone horribly wrong. A Sigma Pi date party idea that ended up with one very lonely brother. A night that will live in infamy and further cemented young Kirczow's reputation as 'The Pork.'

"What's the worst date party idea you've ever heard of? "
'Definitely Kirczow and Happy Cow'

Kirczow and Happy Cow by GGucci Phil July 9, 2017

Happy little cow 

When a woman wants to be tied up like a cow and used for breeding only.

Jess is one “happy little cow”

Happy little cow by mEMe_Ma5ter65 April 2, 2019

Cowboy Happy Star 

Happy star from Happy star's guide to object shows wearing a cowboy hat.

Happy star: I have a cowboy hat! Yeehaw! I'm cowboy happy star!

Cowboy Happy Star by Dandelogan October 4, 2022

Cowboy happy star 

Sexual move in which the woman is riding the man and as he is about orgasm he bucks her off and hurriedly draws a cum star on the her stomach. Cowboy hat optional.

The sex was so good Josh performed Cowboy happy star and made a masterpiece on Sylvette’s stomach.

Cowboy happy star by nayr onibmag October 17, 2019

happycowe

Simply=Flawless

Happycowe Is the one execption to world he is beyond your comprehensition. He Is Flawless
There is only one HappyCowe and he Is confirmed to be on League server EuW. He is the true, the one, the Happycowe.

When people beg to god they beg to HappyCowe.

Also big peen.

Person 1: "OMFG ! This game is so hard"
Person 2: "No it's just Happycowe"
Person 1s girlfriend: "*moan* Yes I want him in my ...."
Person 1: *Ragequits life*

happycowe by xXJozzaNXx April 9, 2018