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A short little troll that preys on unsuspecting grannies bootyholes, usually named Jake, or Patrick
Hey look it’s Hapooch, hide you’re grandma !
hapooch by Ligmah6969 September 2, 2019
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haboochie 

another word for sexual intercourse...

the horizontal hootchie coochie...

sex sometimes is fast, so what's fast in cooking?: habachi... quick sex: habachi with the coochie..
Curtis told me about how his girlfriend hated the sound of haboochie...
haboochie by badonkadej July 16, 2006
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hapochirp 

{VERB] The first chirps of a adorable baby bird when it first comes into the world.
(Hap-ah-churp)
1; "Aww, did you hear that? A hapochirp took place!" Said Lizzy, looking at the birds nest with pure happiness.

2; "And here, 3 eggs are hatching.. We are about to see a hapochirp take place." Said The Doccumenter.

Hapoocha 

When you eat ass so good, it turns into china buffet 2.
A: Bro, her ass was such a hapoocha, my head started spinning
Hapoocha by God the 3rd October 18, 2020
Another way of saying “I Love You,” But actually has meaning more than just friends and more than just a fuck-buddy
Dominic: Hapooh
Taylor: Hapoooooohh
Hapooh by Ph4n1om December 30, 2018
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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