Hannistic
being extremely lame, and convincing others to do lame things with you. Often they do not go out want to drink at a bar.
Hannistic by NC, Rock you like a Hurricane April 2, 2007
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hannitized
A portmanteau that is formed from the rhyming words lobotomized and hypnotized and which have related meanings. Def: a form of malevolent brainwashing that victimizes anyone who watches any Faux News host too long (the time until a lethal dosage is imbibed depends on the particular host and the IQ of the individual; for example the low-IQ individuals who support Trump, the so-called "base," comprising about 25% of the stupidest American TV-watching public) are usually goners within 5-minutes of exposure, especially if listening to the most toxic host of them all, "El Diablo" himself, Sean Hannity, the name-sake of this term.
I dozed-off on my girlfriend's parents' couch while waiting for her to get ready for our date. Their TV (as usual) was on Faux News. By the time my girlfriend awakened me (after only 10-minutes) I had been hannitized!
hannitized by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019
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Hannitize
Verb: Result of listening to and agreeing with AM radio talk show host Sean Hannity resulting in a conversion from Liberal to Conservative views.
Hannitize by DinsdalePiranha October 17, 2003
Hannitize
To be "deputized" as a listener to Sean Hannity. Usually the person is of a conservative mindset, leaning towards less government and more involvement of the private sector. It is a bit like when forming a posse, the local marshal would deputize civilians.
Hannitized
Rhymes with sanitized. A benevolent and enjoyable form of brainwashing resulting from watching Sean Hannity on Fox News Channel or listening on the radio.
Hannitized by South Florida Radio Pages February 12, 2004
Hannitized
V. To Hannitize...
- Bringing around a change towards conservatism.
- to indoctrinate someon to the conservative way of thinking
To be Hannitized
- Bringing around a change towards conservatism.
- to indoctrinate someon to the conservative way of thinking
To be Hannitized
Hannitized by Dashing Dasher December 24, 2004
hannitized
(verb) To clean up a messy situation with a softball interview, typically conducted by Sean Hannity.
hannitized by Weigal January 17, 2011
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