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Cand Hannon 

It’s the doppelganger that is born out of trademark disputes. It’s what happens when a company is faced with a cease and desist and wants to come to agreeable terms without sacrificing its packaging design and product recognition. It's a name that is different but so similar it's unlikely anyone will notice.
It’s too bad that name was taken, maybe we can come up with a Cand Hannon version instead.
We have to stop using the name Hand Cannon; let’s go with Cand Hannon instead.
Cand Hannon by iron horse brewery September 18, 2018
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Hangorade 

A bottle of gatorade, usually the 1 L ones, that you chug in the morning to help relieve a hangover. As a bonus you can leave the bottle next to your bed to piss into another night when you don't feel like getting out of bed to piss in the middle of the night.
Dude, I almost drank my own piss this morning because my piss bottle was sitting right next to my hangorade.
Hangorade by finnus mcginnus March 26, 2009
Being drunk to the point at which the intoxitated person can no longer support their own head, or muster the ability to keep their tongue in their mouth. They still, however maintain consciousness and can utter passable words. One of the main components of being hannered is that the intoxicated person refrains from vomiting no matter the level of inibriation. Hannered people have been known to pass out in Mcdonalds for up to 45 minutes, then still manage to wobble onto a bus and make it home.
"Dude, do you think she can walk alright?"
"I dunno man, you might have to hold her head up, shes fuckin hannered!"
Hannered by gines and hans October 29, 2011

Handorla 

A common name given to one's hand during the act of masturbation.
Dude 1: yo what you sayin tonight?
Dude 2: im goin on a date with Handorla

Dude 1: true
Handorla by Spanking Tom Connors January 24, 2011
A hannah that gets too drunk. Starts with " you guys want shots?" Ends with crying.
Man, you got so Hannerd last night, my pillow is still wet.
hannerd by Hannerd November 24, 2015
The most important man in world. Most likely with blonde hair and freckles. A very funny man some might say. Usually falls for the other funny girls or the weird but pretty women. Hannon’s will love brunettes with a great sense of humor
Yo did you see Hannon’s new gf? Yea! She’s definitly a brunette with a great sense of humor dude!!
Hannon by Makenna67 December 26, 2017