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Being drunk to the point at which the intoxitated person can no longer support their own head, or muster the ability to keep their tongue in their mouth. They still, however maintain consciousness and can utter passable words. One of the main components of being hannered is that the intoxicated person refrains from vomiting no matter the level of inibriation. Hannered people have been known to pass out in Mcdonalds for up to 45 minutes, then still manage to wobble onto a bus and make it home.
"Dude, do you think she can walk alright?"
"I dunno man, you might have to hold her head up, shes fuckin hannered!"
Hannered by gines and hans October 29, 2011
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hankerdoodle 

look at that black hankerdoodle
hankerdoodle by Guboshlodiefoo January 12, 2009
"The best I can do is three hunnerd."
hunnerd by Original Orangutans October 19, 2019
Strong, prestigious family. The Hanners are born leaders, visionaries, and trend setters. Don't mess with the Hanners, they have barbaric Viking roots.
"Did you meet our neighbors yet?"
"How could anyone miss them?! They are the HANNERS!"
Hanner by IlluminatiNoOne October 30, 2013

Hanno/Hanner 

Hanno is a grown fat male that teaches at a High school. He usually wears a belt that is never visible due to his massive beer belly. Apart from that, Hanno has no neck and shows signs of Autism and Downsyndrom.
Still, Hanno is sexually straight and may exist in a gay form called Hanner
Student 1: Damn, my fat teacher gave me a bad mark on that maths tests...
Student 2: yeah man, He's such a Hanno, almost a Hanner to be honest...!
Student 1: you're right, such a Hanno/Hanner!
Hanno/Hanner by RoyJay May 18, 2021

hannerflip 

1,2 Gramm Koffein, 6 Club Mate, 2 Ibuprofen, 3 Voltaren Schmerztabletten
Wie du willst ohne Drogen in Berlin feiern gehen?

Ja ich mache den hannerflip
hannerflip by alnatura March 14, 2022
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