Being drunk to the point at which the intoxitated person can no longer support their own head, or muster the ability to keep their tongue in their mouth. They still, however maintain consciousness and can utter passable words. One of the main components of being hannered is that the intoxicated person refrains from vomiting no matter the level of inibriation. Hannered people have been known to pass out in Mcdonalds for up to 45 minutes, then still manage to wobble onto a bus and make it home.

"Dude, do you think she can walk alright?"
"I dunno man, you might have to hold her head up, shes fuckin hannered!"

Hannered by gines and hans October 29, 2011

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hankerdoodle

cocksucking hoe

look at that black hankerdoodle

hankerdoodle by Guboshlodiefoo January 12, 2009

hunnerd

Alternative pronunciation of 'hundred'.

"The best I can do is three hunnerd."

hunnerd by Original Orangutans October 19, 2019

Hanner

Strong, prestigious family. The Hanners are born leaders, visionaries, and trend setters. Don't mess with the Hanners, they have barbaric Viking roots.

"Did you meet our neighbors yet?"
"How could anyone miss them?! They are the HANNERS!"

Hanner by IlluminatiNoOne October 30, 2013

Hanno/Hanner

Hanno is a grown fat male that teaches at a High school. He usually wears a belt that is never visible due to his massive beer belly. Apart from that, Hanno has no neck and shows signs of Autism and Downsyndrom.
Still, Hanno is sexually straight and may exist in a gay form called Hanner

Student 1: Damn, my fat teacher gave me a bad mark on that maths tests...
Student 2: yeah man, He's such a Hanno, almost a Hanner to be honest...!
Student 1: you're right, such a Hanno/Hanner!

Hanno/Hanner by RoyJay May 18, 2021

hannerflip

1,2 Gramm Koffein, 6 Club Mate, 2 Ibuprofen, 3 Voltaren Schmerztabletten

Wie du willst ohne Drogen in Berlin feiern gehen?

Ja ich mache den hannerflip

hannerflip by alnatura March 14, 2022

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026