Hannered

Being drunk to the point at which the intoxitated person can no longer support their own head, or muster the ability to keep their tongue in their mouth. They still, however maintain consciousness and can utter passable words. One of the main components of being hannered is that the intoxicated person refrains from vomiting no matter the level of inibriation. Hannered people have been known to pass out in Mcdonalds for up to 45 minutes, then still manage to wobble onto a bus and make it home.

"Dude, do you think she can walk alright?"
"I dunno man, you might have to hold her head up, shes fuckin hannered!"

Hannered by gines and hans October 29, 2011

Coat-hangered 

Being so drunk you aren't able to walk independently, and must be held up like a coathanger

'Man, i was absolutely coat-hangered last night XD'

Coat-hangered by Dr John the Third February 25, 2019

hannerd 

A hannah that gets too drunk. Starts with " you guys want shots?" Ends with crying.

Man, you got so Hannerd last night, my pillow is still wet.

hannerd by Hannerd November 24, 2015

hennered 

to analy pentrate a young girl or boy without their consent. often violently and publicly.

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guy 1 'OMG you know that guy hennered an asian girl at that party'
guy 2 'wow that shits heavy'

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hennered by badboi1995 February 24, 2011

hennered 

To penetrate someone up the rear without concent, usually by a massive peadophile.

GUY 1:Shit that girl got hennered last night
GUY 2:Oh man thats greazy
GUY 1:She bled everywhere...

hennered by hennerer March 3, 2011

Hennered 

Getting friendzoned

He liked this girl but he got hennered

Hennered by Unlucky max August 18, 2019

coat-hangered 

To run, usually at speed, into pole, post, or other apparently freestanding horizontal protrusion that is at neck level.

"Jonny got coat-hangered by that guys arm."

coat-hangered by chickitty May 27, 2004