Hannitize
Verb: Result of listening to and agreeing with AM radio talk show host Sean Hannity resulting in a conversion from Liberal to Conservative views.
Hannitize by DinsdalePiranha October 17, 2003
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Hannitize
To be "deputized" as a listener to Sean Hannity. Usually the person is of a conservative mindset, leaning towards less government and more involvement of the private sector. It is a bit like when forming a posse, the local marshal would deputize civilians.
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hannitize
To remove the truth from a news story as commonly done by Fox "News" anchor Sean Hannity. Frequently, this results in unfair spinning of the truth in favor of the right wing media propoganda machine which is merely a puppet of George Bush and his neocon thugs.
hannitize by Neocon killer November 2, 2004
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Hannitize by Uncle Dimma April 6, 2021
hannitized
A portmanteau that is formed from the rhyming words lobotomized and hypnotized and which have related meanings. Def: a form of malevolent brainwashing that victimizes anyone who watches any Faux News host too long (the time until a lethal dosage is imbibed depends on the particular host and the IQ of the individual; for example the low-IQ individuals who support Trump, the so-called "base," comprising about 25% of the stupidest American TV-watching public) are usually goners within 5-minutes of exposure, especially if listening to the most toxic host of them all, "El Diablo" himself, Sean Hannity, the name-sake of this term.
I dozed-off on my girlfriend's parents' couch while waiting for her to get ready for our date. Their TV (as usual) was on Faux News. By the time my girlfriend awakened me (after only 10-minutes) I had been hannitized!
hannitized by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019
sand hanitizer
"Pass me the sand hanitizer." "Do you mean the hand sanitizer?" "Oh yeah! It's just so easy to accidentally say sand hanitizer..." "Now you got me saying sand hanitizer!"
sand hanitizer by gummygoodness September 26, 2012
hanatizer
Someone who obsessively uses Hand Sanitizer and can't get the words "hand sanitizer" out fast enough so they have to shorten it to "Hanatizer"
Shorter version of Hand Sanitizer
Something that you clean/sanitize your hands with
Shorter version of Hand Sanitizer
Something that you clean/sanitize your hands with
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