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A not-quite-believable fake news story, written with the intent to generate views. (AKA clickbait) Usually created from wannabe news organizations, whose journalists may or may not have served jail time.
Wow! That story I read about how to make $10,000/month from repeatedly filing civil lawsuits was sure a Hamer!
Hamer by All.Things January 8, 2021
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Hammer fine 

I’m hammered. But I’m fine. I’m hammer fine.
Hammer fine by McFizzzy December 21, 2018

hammer queen 

A woman who loves sex. She loves it rough, hard and often.
Hey, did you hear about Cynthia? Last night she took on 6 guys all night long. What a hammer queen.
hammer queen by Chipspew May 3, 2011

hammer ---; , hytham 

One sad motherfucker with no life as seen by his 501,337 decisions (316 per day) he made as an Urban dictionary editor. Assuming he made 316 decisions every day, he would have to had spent 1587 days to get to that number, thats 4.3 years of nonstop editing 24/7. It's obvious to all that he doesn't get out much.
hammer ---; , hytham needs to find something else better to do with his time like get a job or some poontang
hammer ---; , hytham by Young Reezie December 13, 2009
DMV Slang For Holmes, Popularized By Xanman And Eniola

Pronounced Hal-mes
Xanman: Where You At Halmes?
Rando: Im In The Trap
Halmes by TheEni45 September 8, 2018
where football is coming.
aye, football's coming hame.
hame by sprayprince May 28, 2021