Vacuous wannabes who attach themselves to the inner circle of cliques or celebrities in the hope that they can bathe in the glory of stardom generated by others' hard work and dedication.
Look at my mates Chardonnay and Mercedes draped over that celeb like cheap Russian jewellery; typical hangeronerers
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.