A week long, calculated hand job. A hand job 5/5 star rating in real life and on Yelp. A slightly aggressive hand job that ends with the giver exclaiming "Oh Yeah!" and the recipient splooging everywhere.
Jim: "So how was the weekend with the wife?"
Randy: "I'm still recovering. My wife gave me a Handy Savage and now I have to pee sitting down."
Randy: "I'm still recovering. My wife gave me a Handy Savage and now I have to pee sitting down."
by DJ_Smedium_Dick July 29, 2017
Zack: Yo, B, what are your plans tonight?
Brendan: Idk, man, I worked hard today. Prolly give myself a nice handy savage and go to bed.
Brendan: Idk, man, I worked hard today. Prolly give myself a nice handy savage and go to bed.
by _bcom April 21, 2016