A week long, calculated hand job. A hand job 5/5 star rating in real life and on Yelp. A slightly aggressive hand job that ends with the giver exclaiming "Oh Yeah!" and the recipient splooging everywhere.
Jim: "So how was the weekend with the wife?"
Randy: "I'm still recovering. My wife gave me a Handy Savage and now I have to pee sitting down."
Randy: "I'm still recovering. My wife gave me a Handy Savage and now I have to pee sitting down."
by DJ_Smedium_Dick July 29, 2017
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Brendan: Idk, man, I worked hard today. Prolly give myself a nice handy savage and go to bed.
Brendan: Idk, man, I worked hard today. Prolly give myself a nice handy savage and go to bed.
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A toothless meth head that excels at any task that involves using their hands. If you find a flower garden that looks like the inside of a dumpster behind dive bar, but the flowers in such garden are magnificent, then you know that a Savage Handz must tend to that patch of vegetation.
We all though for sure that Willy was going to get his ass kicked by that Kangaroo, but that abominable overgrown Peter Cottontail had never felt the hands of a Savage Handz being used as methy projectiles before!
by Fish Outta Water March 15, 2023
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