handstinence
friend: dude did you smash?
you: yeah
friend: did you h*ld h*nds?
you: no bro i practice handstinence
you: yeah
friend: did you h*ld h*nds?
you: no bro i practice handstinence
handstinence by girlwtpho August 27, 2019
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handstinence
Johnny: *returns from bathroom 6 minutes later*
Jonathan: how was your wank?
Johnny: No man, I had a really huge shit. Remember my handstinence?
Jonathan: how was your wank?
Johnny: No man, I had a really huge shit. Remember my handstinence?
handstinence by RoyalYoshi June 23, 2016
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