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handstinence 

A portmanteau of Hand and Abstinence. The act of not masturbating for a period of time.
Johnny: *returns from bathroom 6 minutes later*

Jonathan: how was your wank?
Johnny: No man, I had a really huge shit. Remember my handstinence?
handstinence by RoyalYoshi June 23, 2016
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Halfstinence 

Waiting to have penetrative sex until marriage, but being totally okay with giving or getting head.
"Put it in me daddy..."
"No baby, you know I practice halfstinence."
Halfstinence by Wolp Daddy April 26, 2017

hapstinence 

When you have been celibate, but only by coincidence. You would like to be having sex, it just hasn't happened.
"Yeah, it's been a pretty long dry spell. No matter what I try, I'm stuck practicing hapstinence."
hapstinence by southcounty05 January 14, 2017

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026