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handstinence 

A portmanteau of Hand and Abstinence. The act of not masturbating for a period of time.
Johnny: *returns from bathroom 6 minutes later*

Jonathan: how was your wank?
Johnny: No man, I had a really huge shit. Remember my handstinence?
handstinence by RoyalYoshi June 23, 2016
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Halfstinence 

Waiting to have penetrative sex until marriage, but being totally okay with giving or getting head.
"Put it in me daddy..."
"No baby, you know I practice halfstinence."
Halfstinence by Wolp Daddy April 26, 2017

hapstinence 

When you have been celibate, but only by coincidence. You would like to be having sex, it just hasn't happened.
"Yeah, it's been a pretty long dry spell. No matter what I try, I'm stuck practicing hapstinence."
hapstinence by southcounty05 January 14, 2017
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026