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handstinence 

the act of waiting until marriage to h*ld h*nds with your partner.
friend: dude did you smash?
you: yeah
friend: did you h*ld h*nds?
you: no bro i practice handstinence
handstinence by girlwtpho August 27, 2019
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handstinence 

A portmanteau of Hand and Abstinence. The act of not masturbating for a period of time.
Johnny: *returns from bathroom 6 minutes later*

Jonathan: how was your wank?
Johnny: No man, I had a really huge shit. Remember my handstinence?
handstinence by RoyalYoshi June 23, 2016
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Halfstinence 

Waiting to have penetrative sex until marriage, but being totally okay with giving or getting head.
"Put it in me daddy..."
"No baby, you know I practice halfstinence."
Halfstinence by Wolp Daddy April 26, 2017

hapstinence 

When you have been celibate, but only by coincidence. You would like to be having sex, it just hasn't happened.
"Yeah, it's been a pretty long dry spell. No matter what I try, I'm stuck practicing hapstinence."
hapstinence by southcounty05 January 14, 2017
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endwarfins

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