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Handsexual 

A strong attraction to the human hand in a sexual manner. Unlike a hand fetish, Handsexuals have a sexual attraction to only hands. Gender is not needed for a Handsexual, which most Handsexuals rejoice over
Handsexual
Handsexual by Napnod January 14, 2016

Bandsexual 

Seeming to only have a sexual attraction to a member in a band you love, and no one you encounter in your daily life.
Guy: I like you.
Girl: Sorry, I'm bandsexual.
Bandsexual by Mmmwhatchasay September 7, 2012

Halosexual 

One who plays Halo2 so much they lose desire for human sex.
My boy friend dumped me becaue hes became Halosexual...
Halosexual by TheSoapShow December 18, 2004
One who is attracted to Han Alexander, but is also heterosexual.
Boy: Hey, you know Han Alexander from Tumblr? She's hella cute.

Girl: Yeah, she's so cute. I'd go lesbian for her!

Boy: You must be Hansexual.
Hansexual by Xander L Eusebe August 21, 2011

bandsexual 

Being attracted to only band members and band fans.
"I thought I was straight,but then I saw Gerard Way and I knew I was bandsexual."
bandsexual by yall hear sum February 11, 2019

hamosexual 

That guy is a hamosexual, he loves ham
hamosexual by Yeetyeti January 10, 2018
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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