*On the phone*
Dennis: Hello?

John: Yo Dennis! The boys and I are gonna come pick you up! Time to hit the clubs!!!

Dennis: Man, I would but I gotta study right now. Can you come pick me up in like 15 minutes?

John:........... am I handblocking you right now?

Dennis: Yeah.

John: (hangs up to tell the boys.)

Handblock by DaddyDaycock September 8, 2011

Related Words

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Handblownjob

An event where:

1) You are given a handjob
2) The person who just gave a handjob gives you a fine piece of hand-blown glass.
3) You are given a blowjob*

*During the blowjob, the glass maybe used in several different ways, hey whatever floats your boat.

Mark: "Man, I just got a handblownjob!"
Dave: "Nice, can I see it?"
Mark: "Sure!"
*Hands glass*
Dave: "This is nice, you can notice the attention to the detail."
Mark: "I know, right?!"

Handblownjob by Keiathn June 13, 2007

hebrew hand blow

A two-handed jewish felatio. A shalom in the pants.

I just got a hebrew hand blow in the back of the temple!

Shalom! I got a hebrew hand blow!

hebrew hand blow by CrackerJames January 27, 2007

hand blow dryer

a small, electric appliance used in college dorm bathrooms to ease the process of public pooping.

When I go to the bathroom at college I turn on the hand blow dryer so that no one can hear me pooping. It also makes me poop faster because I don't want to be going when it shuts off otherwise someone will hear me.

hand blow dryer by Kt K March 21, 2007

Hardblower

When a boy gives a another boy a blow job and he blows the cum back in his dick and all over his balls.

I am going to give you a hardblower tonight daddy.

Hardblower by Hard at work September 17, 2021

HandBrownie

When you are feeling depressed because you are moving and your best friend, who absolutely adores you & hates the idea of you being sad, sends you a picture of a brownie chunk to make you feel happy.

I’m sad, I hope Lem gives me a HandBrownie so hard.

HandBrownie by Bullseyelem April 25, 2024

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026