handblow

a combanation of a handy job and a blowjob that involves a girl putting her hands in a sexual position over the dick and then giving a blowjob

So she gave you a handblow.

by ducka steve August 5, 2010

Handblock

Similar to a cockblock but the victim obviously isn't getting any real action.

*On the phone*
Dennis: Hello?

John: Yo Dennis! The boys and I are gonna come pick you up! Time to hit the clubs!!!

Dennis: Man, I would but I gotta study right now. Can you come pick me up in like 15 minutes?

John:........... am I handblocking you right now?

Dennis: Yeah.

John: (hangs up to tell the boys.)

by DaddyDaycock September 8, 2011

Handblownjob

An event where:

1) You are given a handjob
2) The person who just gave a handjob gives you a fine piece of hand-blown glass.
3) You are given a blowjob*

*During the blowjob, the glass maybe used in several different ways, hey whatever floats your boat.

Mark: "Man, I just got a handblownjob!"
Dave: "Nice, can I see it?"
Mark: "Sure!"
*Hands glass*
Dave: "This is nice, you can notice the attention to the detail."
Mark: "I know, right?!"

by Keiathn June 13, 2007

hebrew hand blow

A two-handed jewish felatio. A shalom in the pants.

I just got a hebrew hand blow in the back of the temple!

Shalom! I got a hebrew hand blow!

by CrackerJames January 27, 2007

hand blow dryer

a small, electric appliance used in college dorm bathrooms to ease the process of public pooping.

When I go to the bathroom at college I turn on the hand blow dryer so that no one can hear me pooping. It also makes me poop faster because I don't want to be going when it shuts off otherwise someone will hear me.

by Kt K March 21, 2007

Hardblower

When a boy gives a another boy a blow job and he blows the cum back in his dick and all over his balls.

I am going to give you a hardblower tonight daddy.

by Hard at work September 17, 2021

HandBrownie

When you are feeling depressed because you are moving and your best friend, who absolutely adores you & hates the idea of you being sad, sends you a picture of a brownie chunk to make you feel happy.

I’m sad, I hope Lem gives me a HandBrownie so hard.

by Bullseyelem April 25, 2024