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Handbags at dawn 

A catty fight. Derives from the more traditional "pistols at dawn", but with the selection of weapon implying that the participants are of the weaker sex. Works especially well if they're actually male.
"Dave and Bill just couldn't agree on which boy band was their favorite. Before we knew it, things got out of hand and it was time for handbags at dawn!"
Handbags at dawn by gweilo8888 October 14, 2008

Handbagger Helper 

During lovemaking, a guy tells his female partner that he is unable to finish and makes up an excuse if needed. Then, while his partner is getting cleaned up, or just not paying attention, he blows his load in her purse for her to find at a later time.
This guy I was with last night totally left me a handbagger helper.
Handbagger Helper by Rahvihn March 23, 2004

handbags 

Mainly British. A pointless and worthless argument, deriving from the image of old ladies having a handbag (purse) fight at the bus stop.
"Oh, put your handbags away".
handbags by Ulukai December 16, 2003

dancing round handbags 

Reminiscent of the 1980s discos, a group, usually females, placing their handbags on the floor in a disco and dancing round them in a circle waiting for something to happen, with no plan other to dance until something happens, or more likely someone askes them to dance.
It was the two hours since the meeting started and no progress had been made and the chairmen said we needed to stop dancing round handbags and make a decision.

handbanger 

Any loser who goes into a chat room with the intent of jerking off to those who chat with them in the room on a daily basis.
"Lol, that anon who just joined is definitely a handbanger. Just look at that username, how lame..."
handbanger by HiSpdMgcnLady June 7, 2018

Handbagged

Being accused of racism while providing customer service to a diva celebrity who is shopping for outrageously expensive fashion accessories.
The American Queen of TV handbagged a small European country (known for its neutrality) to sell her new movie about the unfairness of racism in the U.S.A.
Handbagged by ToFra August 20, 2013