Hand Stand

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This is when you are getting a blow job from a chick while you are standing up and she is on her knees. You have her put her hands flat on the ground and you stand on them while receiving the BJ. This is known as the handstand.

I made her do the hand stand last night.

Hand Stand by mojock June 23, 2009

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Hand Stand

What the new generation means for having rough orgy like sex at 2 in the morning. it's basically a cop-out for hey i just had sex but im not telling

MAN: HEY BABY LETS DO A HANDSTAND
(hand stand)

WOMAN: SURE ITS ALWAYS SO HARD EVEN IF I SEE IT COMING

Hand Stand by I WONDER WHATS FOR DINNER May 26, 2009

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hand stand job

the act of one person doing a hand stand naked and another performing a hand job to the hand-stander.

aww dude today's gymnastics was awsum i got a "hand stand job"

hand stand job by Trent mangus April 29, 2011

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Zimbabwean Hand Stand

when a girl is in the handstand position while being fucked and walking down stairs on her hands and receiving a rimjob.

"that girl loves doing zimbabwean hand stands!"

Zimbabwean Hand Stand by fucking cumguzzlers May 15, 2009

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One Night Hand Stand

To have a brief one night relationship involving only holding hands with a partner. See NCHH, NCMO, and One Night Stand.

I'm not a bimbo; all I want is a plain and simpple one night handstand!

One Night Hand Stand by Aaron L. M. Goodwin August 5, 2005

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indian hand stand

An act which involves defecating on one's self for sexual enjoyment. The subject will perform a hand stand and proceed to cover themselves in their own fecal matter. Whilst upside down, gravity will force the fecal substance to cover the body. A successful attempt is called an "Indian Hand Stand."

Dammit, Frank did an Indian Hand Stand again. Grab the steam cleaner!

indian hand stand by Booty Burgler August 12, 2006

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One hand clam stand

Phrase: The act of placing one's fist into the vaginal cavity of said women while she is squatting. Then elevating woman off of her feet to put her on display for other enjoyment.

Guy 1: Dude did you see Arnold and that bitch in a one hand clam stand last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, It made for a good show with all the noise.

One hand clam stand by Coochie Carnage May 17, 2013

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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