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This is when you are getting a blow job from a chick while you are standing up and she is on her knees. You have her put her hands flat on the ground and you stand on them while receiving the BJ. This is known as the handstand.

I made her do the hand stand last night.

Hand Stand by mojock June 23, 2009

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Hand Stand

What the new generation means for having rough orgy like sex at 2 in the morning. it's basically a cop-out for hey i just had sex but im not telling

MAN: HEY BABY LETS DO A HANDSTAND
(hand stand)

WOMAN: SURE ITS ALWAYS SO HARD EVEN IF I SEE IT COMING

Hand Stand by I WONDER WHATS FOR DINNER May 26, 2009

hand stand job

the act of one person doing a hand stand naked and another performing a hand job to the hand-stander.

aww dude today's gymnastics was awsum i got a "hand stand job"

hand stand job by Trent mangus April 29, 2011

Zimbabwean Hand Stand

when a girl is in the handstand position while being fucked and walking down stairs on her hands and receiving a rimjob.

"that girl loves doing zimbabwean hand stands!"

Zimbabwean Hand Stand by fucking cumguzzlers May 15, 2009

One Night Hand Stand

To have a brief one night relationship involving only holding hands with a partner. See NCHH, NCMO, and One Night Stand.

I'm not a bimbo; all I want is a plain and simpple one night handstand!

One Night Hand Stand by Aaron L. M. Goodwin August 5, 2005

indian hand stand

An act which involves defecating on one's self for sexual enjoyment. The subject will perform a hand stand and proceed to cover themselves in their own fecal matter. Whilst upside down, gravity will force the fecal substance to cover the body. A successful attempt is called an "Indian Hand Stand."

Dammit, Frank did an Indian Hand Stand again. Grab the steam cleaner!

indian hand stand by Booty Burgler August 12, 2006

One hand clam stand

Phrase: The act of placing one's fist into the vaginal cavity of said women while she is squatting. Then elevating woman off of her feet to put her on display for other enjoyment.

Guy 1: Dude did you see Arnold and that bitch in a one hand clam stand last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, It made for a good show with all the noise.

One hand clam stand by Coochie Carnage May 17, 2013

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026