Hand pie 

When you creampie a girl, and then furiously fist her.

Dude, I totally gave Vanessa a hand pie last night. My hand was so slimy after...

Hand pie by TrekNoob3179 October 16, 2019

hand pie 

When you jerk of in your own hand, then use the cum as lubricant for fisting.

She walked in while i was madturbating, so came in my hand and gave her a hand pie.

hand pie by 33anathird November 30, 2020

cranberry hand pie 

Having sex while the girl is menstruating and finishing with a hand job.

She just kept bleeding, so it turned into a cranberry hand pie.

cranberry hand pie by Karl1234 November 12, 2014

Snickers hand pie 

defecating into an individual's outstretched hands

The boy asked for some more, so I hit him with the ol' Snickers hand pie.

Snickers hand pie by Krizz Krozz October 30, 2018

Prairie Hand Pie 

While strolling through a grassy knoll and the sudden urge to relieve your bowels hits with extreme force. With no place to actually relieve yourself (out of fear of snakes, poisonous plants, and dysentery), your only option is to reach back and feel the warmth of yesterday’s meals filling your cupped hands.

I should have known that rancid bison meat I had last night would lead to a fresh prairie hand pie this morning.

Prairie Hand Pie by Ollieoz June 8, 2019

Savory hand pie 

When you get a hand job, cum in her hand, then she proceeds to lick her hand clean.

"Jasons' mom LOVES a good savory hand pie"

Savory hand pie by xXDEVILSTHEORYXx August 11, 2022

Hillbilly Hand Pie 

When a man masturbates until completion and ejaculates into his hand, and then proceeds to shove the cum into his cousins vagina/anus.

Last night Eddie and I snuck away at the family reunion and he gave me a hillbilly hand pie.

Hillbilly Hand Pie by Cjmaero March 24, 2024