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hand giver 

when you start preparing yourself for your civil rights debate. Also, the preparation for anal sex. You start with one finger, then a thumb, then two fingers, the three, four, five, then fist, then both fists, then finally your foot, and maybe if you're flexible, your entire face.
I debated my hand giver for my civil rights debate
I hand givered myself toady, i reached stage 5
hand giver by jackhammer200 May 5, 2015
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National Give A Friend A Hand Job Day 

be flirty about it. it's national give a friend a hand job day. gay, bi, str8, give them one until they bloww. and if they say no show them this, they have to let you single or not. have a cummy time and good luck!!
National Give A Friend A Hand Job Day do it or elce

give jake a hand job day 

on may 8th you have to go to the bathroom with jake and give him a hand job.
i gave jake a hand job because its give jake a hand job day.

give yourselves a hand 

An applause to yourselves.
You are the best team I have worked with. Congratulations. Give yourselves a hand.
give yourselves a hand by ALFA37 November 10, 2017

shut your mouth, give me your hand 

A saying to tell shut up when they are getting impatient for their money
Give me my share! Finish the damn job! Shut your mouth, give me your hand

hangdiver 

A hangdiver is poop that hangs off your butt. First it hangs, then it dives.
"I'm gonna go cut a hangdiver"
hangdiver by TurtleHDPokinU April 8, 2009

handiversary 

The annual celebration of the first time you pleasured yourself with your hand (AKA jerked it).
I'm going to get myself a new bottle of lotion to celebrate my handiversary.
handiversary by Jam1234567890 February 12, 2014
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I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
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