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hand crank

Rhyming slang for Yank or Wank {which is the cut down version of wanker}which turns out to be the same thing
Imagine doing the hand crank motion with your hand whilst thinking of a yank ....see wank and yank = the same thing ;o) who says us limeys dont rule the waves :0)
hand crank by Itchy-Muff June 18, 2004

Reverse hand crank 

When your penis is masturbated by your partners hand in the inverted position to which you would normally pleasure yourself. I.e the hand would by placed thumb side down closest to the base of the shaft. Most commonly

preformed whilst partner is laying next to you.
Rather than give me head she gave me a reverse hand crank to finish me off.

Hand Cranker 

a person, generally male, of high self importance, who is essentialy just a tosser
did you see the onstage antics of the singer in that band? what a fucking hand cranker!

Hand cranked three-way 

Fucking a woman’s ass or pussy with a dildo while she’s giving you head.
Hannah always wanted to have a three way but she had to settle for a hand cranked three-way from Tony.
to shuffle one's knuckles vigorously in an up and down motion on the shaft of the cock.
John gave his rod a handcrank
handcrank by Jay Barfoot October 20, 2003
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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