hamperage 

- Someone who is just there following you around and doesn't contribute anything, but is just there and annoying

- Attention Whore

- Poco

- Geez, why is that kid following us?
- For get about him hes just hamperage

hamperage by Salad March 24, 2008

El Heffe Hamberger

A manufacturing engineer of German, or Hebrew desent.
Always procrastinating and delegating work to other peeps.Unusually lazy and careless.
Very commonly has an inferiority complex.
Becomes very angry and aggitated when questioned about work related problems.

Dave :Yo,I played with my nutz in the shit house for two hours while we were running a new Xerox proto.
Marcus: Dude don't be a fuckin El Heffe!

El Heffe Hamberger by Anonymous October 15, 2003

Hemerage 

The emotion felt upon discovering that your arse is bleeding due to the butt-fucking you just got. Similar to road rage caused by someone cutting infront of you in traffic (See hunter).

Chris Shanahan hemeraged in his bedroom at 42 Ladybird St, Strathpine.

Hemerage by Anonymous QGL goon. June 15, 2003

Hemerage 

asl hemerage?

Hemerage by Anonymous May 20, 2003

Harperates

A process involving a Harper and someone else, the other person will slowly turn to cheese and say genuinely all the time..

Harperates has done that to him.

Harperates by cooldog101 August 16, 2011

Hamergency 

Any type of situation where ham is vital and not readily available.

Someone point me in the direction of the nearest Deli! It's a hamergency!

Hamergency by Hamergency November 15, 2005

Haterage

The act of hating on a high level.

Your haterage is cramping my style

Haterage by Brittizzzle October 29, 2011