Ham off 

When two individuals go hard as a motherfucker against eachother in a face off of true drunken/drugged skill.

Yo, Dalton, HAM OFF THIS WEEKEND BRO?
TOTALLY man, you won't even be able to handle it.

Ham off by stare November 6, 2011

Ham off 

To wank.

"What are you gonna do with your day off?"
"Lie in my bed and ham off."

Ham off by Ed The Jed October 9, 2008

gone off ham 

When you leave ham in the fridge for too long and it goes moldy.

The gone off ham tastes like dead skin.

gone off ham by Debskelly1985 March 19, 2023

Get off my ham. 

Similar to saying off my meat or get off my dick.

Tell that bitch to get off my ham.

Get off my ham. by Wall the Great October 5, 2019

hamoff

when hamon isnt on

my hamon is hamoff, jonathan quick B R E A T H

hamoff by adhfgsdhhgfgh October 7, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020