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Ham Bone 

a curved hard dick, having an appearance similar to that of a ham bone
Hey bitch, come chew on my ham bone
Ham Bone by Dizzy February 6, 2004
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Ham Bone 

One who you are extremely gay for.
Man, im so ham boned for that guy.
Ham Bone by jolene van vaught April 27, 2010

Ham Bone 

A shortened word for hamster boner meaning that someones wiener is as small as a hamster's hard.
Dude I am hung like a hamster man I got the Ham Bone.
Ham Bone by George Schwanz October 25, 2011

Ham Bone 

A Ham Bone is an old phrase used for people who have a very high sense of themself. They will brag about how great they are at parties. Their stories get very old after various re-tellings. Most people have a relative who is a ham bone. They usually lack sincerity, but like to portray they do. Keep them away from your wives or significant others...
I recently saw Bruce Springsteen's One Man Broadway Show. What a Ham Bone.
Ham Bone by Fritz Katten December 28, 2018

Get my Ham Bone Boiled 

A sexually suggestive reference in the song "I Got a Woman in Hawaii" by Alan Wilson where he's presumably talking about going down to Maui to get a blow job and how L.A. Women won't lend him any help.
Well I'm Going to Maui, just to get my Ham Bone Boiled, these L.A. Women like to let my, Ham Bone Spoil, oh well

breakfast ham-bone 

A breakfast ham-bone is a raging boner that your roomie has that many guys like to suck on.
I often have a breakfast ham-bone first thing in the morning!
breakfast ham-bone by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021

Alabama ham bone 

The act of fucking your neighbors fat wife in the ass!
Brian pissed me off so bad, I went over and gave his wife a Alabama ham bone!

Now she won't quit asking for another.
Alabama ham bone by RoscoePonderosa February 24, 2025
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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