ham/vag 

filesystem description for defining the lower regional area of Ham's subspace. All who enter here are never to return.

goddamn, thats another friend i lost to the ham/vag

ham/vag by hodebbwuagh June 19, 2010

Vagina Ham 

Discovered the fateful morning of February 8th, by Kurtis Schwartzentruber. The vagina ham is the first documented slab of Ham discovered to have a formation disturbingly familiar to the vagina. The ham is entirely real and was originally going to be sold on E-bay but the hams owner devoured the ham, including the vagina.

Picture to be included upon publishing. Trust me it's amazing.

Holy shit, that ham has a vagina. It must be a vagina ham.

Vagina Ham by Kurtis Schwartzentruber September 14, 2008

Vagina ham 

The worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located.

Probably done by someone trying to trap you in a place to drug you because you're a threat to them and they can't exist without using and exploiting vagina.

I stayed with my creep as dad for a few months and got vagina ham.

That dude literally got so threatened by me and a mental prowess that he gave me vagina ham.

My family was afraid that I'm gay, and I am... but I got vagina hammed before I could come out.

Some horrible abduction happened to me and now I'm vagina hammed.

I got trapped at my parents' house after moving back and then got vagina hammed, then I got drugged and abused for years.

Vagina ham by h84cvltlyfe February 17, 2022

Vagina ham 

A form of religious abuse and the worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located. Probably done by some trying to frame you to evade blame.

The worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located. Very muted senses as well as nearly being impossible to get off, and completely leaving gspot damn near unattainable. Probably done by possesive older religious resembling people that have "family secrets" (i.e. a history of sexual abuse), and/or by extremeist Ctholicism or a crazy tiny dick ex or an experimental fling turned wrong, or even by a ex that also has a history of sexual assault, or even by your insane rapist dad that is trying to keep his secret buried and you stringing along by gaslighting you and repressing memories that, in leu of everything, aren't all that repressed.

Vagina ham by h84cvltlyfe February 17, 2022