halpig 

1) Ancient Greek term meaning 'slovenly' or 'sloth-like'.

2) Relating to, of the same nature as, or characterised by involuntary muscular contractions combined with the release of gases, anally.

3) A person with cerebral palsy.

See sock, halpin, or youse

1) "Some Halpig parked me in!"

Person 1: I just spilled gravy all over my sliders!
Person 2: Dude, you're such a Halpig
Person 1: :(

halpig by Chooked May 11, 2006

Halping 

Halping is non-helpful helping. Derived from a childlike mispronounciation of "helping", halping can be committed by people of all ages, and refers originally to the cheerful non-help provided by children attempting ordinary chores or tasks for the first time.

Halping has since been expanded to refer to any behavior performed with the intention of aiding someone but which instead results in more work or a negative emotional response, often cheerfully not realizing that they are not helping.

"You know, like when your three year old is “halping” you make dinner and it just means that you have to do twice as much work and then give them a bath? Like that. Only less cute."

Halping by BillyBillyBillyBillyBilly December 19, 2011

Haleigh 

A person of extreme wit, kindness, and beauty; a person who will be there to talk to you about various things.

I passed my test because Haleigh helped me--thank you, Haleigh!

Haleigh by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020

Haleigh 

If you have a Haleigh in your life, you're in lukc because typically, a Haleigh is very beautiful, very funny, smart, loyal, and also a very good person. If you're having a bad day, Haleigh will always be there to bring you up.

Wow, Haleigh is just purely amazing!

Haleigh by Jessy.123 May 13, 2018

halpin'd 

An unexpected job loss, when a top performer is the victim of corporate downsizing.

Annabelle was shocked to learn after 15 years of stellar performance, she had been halpin'd

halpin'd by Brute' May 9, 2008

Haleigh 

A Haleigh is a sweet girl, who will always love you. She will never break your heart, unless you break hers, then you're fair game.

Wow, she's pretty. Is her name Haleigh?
Yeah, but her ex broke her heart, so she broke his face!! XD
Yeah, i would never do that to her..

Haleigh by #2hawt4u January 20, 2017

Haleigh 

Haleigh is a very giving person. She is very athletic and caring. She loves making other people smile and loves watching movies with family. Even with a broken heart she’ll love you like it’s never been broken. She is very gorgeous.

Did you see that girl over there? Yeahh she looks like a Haleigh

Haleigh by Poooontant July 8, 2018