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halfheimer's 

Poor memory or inattention displayed by someone not old or adled enough to be suffering full Alzheimer's disease. Half of the poor memory usually associated with Alzheimer's.
"It was a shame how Hal acted in that meeting today after not reading the prep materials. He clearly wasn't listening to the discussion. He sounded like he had halfheimer's."
halfheimer's by Suga T April 8, 2008

Berty halfhead 

When u see him and mention rosie dont look back or u will get pieces of diarrhea and sausage roll in ur mouth
Rosies friends:OH LOOK rosie is your lover Berty halfhead
Berty halfhead: tries to impress rosie by opening their mouths and pulling his pants down and shitting in their mouths
Rosie: EWW WTF BERTY I LIKED U
Berty: Kisses her mouth with shit on it
Rosie: runs while crying.
Everyone that was watching:knowing how short his dick is and laughing at him.

halfhonk 

Since James is a halfhonk, he has the best of both worlds. He can dunk, and he can get a car loan.
halfhonk by Halfhonk March 3, 2009

facebook half hoe 

A girl who posts fully clothed pictures for the sole purpose of getting attention and likes from men or women.
That girl sure is a facebook half hoe, she almost a facebook hoe.
facebook half hoe by 12potatoes January 23, 2017
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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