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halfheimer's 

Poor memory or inattention displayed by someone not old or adled enough to be suffering full Alzheimer's disease. Half of the poor memory usually associated with Alzheimer's.
"It was a shame how Hal acted in that meeting today after not reading the prep materials. He clearly wasn't listening to the discussion. He sounded like he had halfheimer's."
halfheimer's by Suga T April 8, 2008

Berty halfhead 

When u see him and mention rosie dont look back or u will get pieces of diarrhea and sausage roll in ur mouth
Rosies friends:OH LOOK rosie is your lover Berty halfhead
Berty halfhead: tries to impress rosie by opening their mouths and pulling his pants down and shitting in their mouths
Rosie: EWW WTF BERTY I LIKED U
Berty: Kisses her mouth with shit on it
Rosie: runs while crying.
Everyone that was watching:knowing how short his dick is and laughing at him.

halfhonk 

Since James is a halfhonk, he has the best of both worlds. He can dunk, and he can get a car loan.
halfhonk by Halfhonk March 3, 2009

facebook half hoe 

A girl who posts fully clothed pictures for the sole purpose of getting attention and likes from men or women.
That girl sure is a facebook half hoe, she almost a facebook hoe.
facebook half hoe by 12potatoes January 23, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026