Half horse

When a man has a large cock, resembling that of a horse!

Did you see harlem? Hes half horse!

Half horse by bvoodorang3 December 20, 2025

Half-hearted horse

When a girl makes a sexual moan, but its delivery makes her sound liken a horse having trouble naying.

I was having sex with a girl last night, but she sounded like a half-hearted horse.

Half-hearted horse by Xreader May 18, 2015

half horsed 

A female bearing the strong resemblance of a horse

"Dude check out that bitch she's fucking half horsed."

half horsed by Fake Knowledge April 1, 2004

Half a Horseshoe in my Ass 

"Half a Horseshoe in my Ass" is when you have half good luck and half bad luck, Indicating you're just as normal as anyone else. Unlike "No Horseshoe in my Ass" which means you're below average or "A Full Horseshoe in my Ass" meaning you're above average. There is also "Multiple Horseshoes in my Ass" which means you are an over-achiever and "Horseshoe shaped void in my Ass"/"Negative Horseshoe(s) in my Ass" meaning an Underachiever.

My friend once said: "I put half a horseshoe in my ass, I'm gonna go to bed and see when I wake up whether it fell out or got sucked in during the night. I'm excited to learn something new, goodnight. I get the feeling I'll be able to predict the weather with this method, we'll see"

Half a Horseshoe in my Ass by CharlieKirk January 2, 2025